The Hazelnut Hypothesis

The Hazelnut Hypothesis Is a medium-roast experiment in pleasure disguised as scholarship. Dark chocolate proposes a thesis. Hazelnut challenges it with silky counterarguments. By the time the cup is empty, the conclusion is obvious: you were never in control.

Roasted in small batches and flavored while still warm, The Hazelnut Hypothesis is a deliciously flawed study with one predictable outcome—refill, reevaluate, repeat.

Flavor Notes: Chocolate, hazelnut

Meta Vibe: Academic paper that keeps flirting with you

Audience: People who annotate their feelings in the margins

Natural Flavoring